Monday, February 25, 2013

Obstreperous....uh...what?

Okay, I graduated from Western Washington University after several wonderful years of study with a BA in Education and endorsements in General Science and a K-12 teaching certificate to add to the AAS I earned at BCC, so at least I know a few things....like lefty loosey righty tighty and how to implode a 50 gallon oil drum with three cups of water and a blow torch. I digress. Getting to the point of this post I will call your attention to my 7th grader's vocab list for last week and this week: brusque, quagmire, melee, billet, crenellated, paragon, sublime, nonchalant, cacophony, apothecary, macabre, alchemy, flotsam, jetsam, florid........Some of my favorite great words for last week....on to this week's list: sultan, caliph, caliphate, Fatima, cornice, roc, scimitar, dervish, Persia, talisman, Saracen, obstreperous, bohomine, and legerdemain. REALLY....REALLY!! There is a theme that goes along with the time period the class is studying but SERIOUSLY!!  These are great words, and I DON'T know a bunch of them. Here is the conversation: Jon- "Dad , can you help me with my vocab words?" College graduate Dad-"Sure, read em off to me and give me definitions." Jon- "I don't know all the definitions, can you help?" Dad- "Sure........(looking at the list).......what do you think the definitions are?" Jon- "I DON'T KNOW!" Teaching certified Dad-"Well let's look them up." a stalling technique that really means, I have no idea. For crying out loud. When I was a 7th grader...oh now I feel old... these words were so far of my radar...well there is no comparison...at all...ever...ever. So Jon and I went through the words and had a great time but he quickly saw through my charade and called me out, "You don't know these words, do you?" Dad- "I'm the dad I don't have to. I have a college degree which means I know where to go to find out the meaning of the words." Seven years of college and I'm still not called Doctor!

Tony

Saturday, February 9, 2013

Rain-x and speeding tickets

I wonder if there is a relationship between the application of Rain X and the receiving of speeding tickets.  I just cleaned my headlight lenses with this amazing 3-M product and then applied a good hearty coating of Rain X on my windshield. So I drive to Lowe's for a few things and find that due to the angle of my windscreen I need to drive at just slightly under 45 mph to get the beading process to take full hydrophobic effect in a misty drizzle. In a full rain it's a no brainier, so we wont be considering that here. Here's the rub, the road near my place is a 35 mph zone. So driving APPROX 10 mph over the posted limit got me thinking. Do more tickets get issued to people, guys in particular, who have just applied Rain X and drive over the posted limit just for the satisfaction of seeing the beads scream to the roof in lieu of wearing down the blades of their wipers? Hhmmmm. Just for clarification, I did not receive a citation today, and yes Kelli that was me, did you enjoy your Starbucks? Just a thought to continue the water theme from last posting......


Tony

Thursday, January 3, 2013

Water


Water does what it wants and submits to few influences. It is pushed and pulled by gravity and wind. It is moved and changed by heat and cold, and yet restrained by its defining characteristics and when calm always presents a level surface. Water can destroy and create. It finds an insidious path but, with knowledge and understanding, it can be held back. Water is life and death. Water is peace and torrent. Water is simple and profound. Water is cleansing.

 

Water has few external forces that take control over its movements and abilities. Gravity is one of the greatest of these. Gravity is a pull to a mass created by a density, the greater the mass, the greater the pull. It can have far reaching effects like driving ocean tides and bending light waves. It also keeps water in your drinking glass. Gravity is what drives rivers and glaciers to flow and raindrops and snowflakes to fall. Gravity acts on ever molecule of water as liquid, gas or solid.

A second external force is wind. Wind can move water against gravity and with gravity. Wind can drive waves and direct rain. Wind can work with the many characteristics of water to make it a powerful substance.

Temperature also influences water. Water can change states depending on the temperature, or amount of heat it holds. It even expands as it freezes and the molecules arrange themselves in a crystalline manner. In its least dense state, as a gas, water is high in heat. As a liquid it has the ability to store vast amounts of heat and even control weather. As a dense solid, holding less heat, frozen water can change massive landforms or cool the liquid in your glass.

 

Water is under constant effects of other forces and oftentimes bends to theses effects and influences but there are characteristics of water that provide parameters. A water molecule has an odd shape that helps it dissolve many other substances. The oxygen side has a negative charge and the hydrogen side is positive and when they contact substances like salt, sugar or an acid those charges allow the substances to dissolve. Water is a universal solvent. This electrical polarity of the water molecule also prevents water from bonding with other substances, for instance oils. Water is more attracted to itself than to oils so oil will not dissolve in water. This attraction to itself is a strong characteristic of water when seen on its surface. 

An actual tension exists on the surface of water as the molecules hold onto each other. This surface tension has amazing holding strength. Small bugs use this characteristic of water to their advantage and actually travel on top of water. More dense objects when spread over a large area can also use surface tension to stay afloat. Like a child lying on a giant water lily pad.

The electrical charge of a water molecule has another amazing result. Something called capillary action. Capillarity, as it can be called, is dependent on cohesion and adhesion. Cohesion is the ability of a substance to stick to itself and adhesion is the ability or draw of a substance to stick to a different substance. Cohesion is what provides for water’s surface tension and adhesion is what provides for the ability of a paper towel to pick up water. Water molecules adhere to the fibers of the towel and pull in other molecules due to cohesive forces. More molecules are present to adhere to the towel fibers and in turn bring even more cohesive molecules with them until the towel is saturated. Plants are an amazing example of using cohesive and adhesive forces. Small tubes in plants allow for the travel of water up and down their structure. The most incredible example of this is the Coastal Redwood, known as the tallest of trees, reaching heights over 360 feet. Inside the plant are tubes called xylem and phloem. These small tubes transport water, sugar and other nutrients to the plant’s body. This transportation of water is due to the ability of water to adhere to the xylem fibers and be drawn in much like the paper towel. Within the tube a small meniscus will form, much like the upturned edge of water in your drinking glass. This meniscus draws the water up the edge of the xylem and cohesion brings more water until the force of adhesion and the force of cohesion are counterbalanced by the gravitational force on the water column. That is why narrow tubes will draw up a taller column of water than wider tubes, like your drinking glass.

 

I battle water often as I try to keep it from penetrating my house in unwanted ways, and yet I welcome its presence and keep it contained in vessels and pipes. When it invades often times it isn’t until damage is done that we are aware of its destructive force; seeping through walls, under hardwood floors and through holes in roofs. It has an amazing ability to find the smallest of entry points and exploit any weakness in a barrier. Then there are times when the destructive force is all too obvious as in the overflowing bathtub and the cracked frozen pipe that comes alive as it thaws.

 
Water will always travel under the influence of another force. By itself it is lazy, placid and level. It is often times undisciplined and random, it doesn’t do right or wrong, it doesn’t know. Water is rarely ever pure, in the sense of containing no other substances or contaminates, and making it pure requires a process of filtration and removal of those contaminates. And once pure it is useful to us for many purposes, such as cleansing our surroundings, maintaining life and filling our drinking glasses.

Tony

Sunday, October 28, 2012

 
 
Well, it is now official.....from start (puff of gun smoke),



 ...to finish (My war cry and finish line fist pump were weak due to having NOTHING left at the finish) . Thanks Cheryl, Bubba, Stash, and Brandon for the video and still photography.

I just received the certificate for the World Record!!  Thanks again to all the friends and family that made it happen. Especially my new adopted family at Camp Eyabsut.
Now, what will all you Firefighters do with this challenge? Let's break it!!!! For crying out loud a sub eight miler has to be out there in a station gym or a cross fit warehouse. C'mon a short four laps round a track! Ya gunna let a forty-five year old show up all you twenty and thirty something tower climbers??? It's easier than a Warrior Dash, and WAY shorter.

Tony

Monday, October 1, 2012

TO MUCH HOMEWORK!!


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Today, Jonathan my eldest son, was complaining about the amount of homework he's responsible for. My questioning response was, "How much, a Butt load?" he said, "At least that much."
Well, get a load of this...

There is an exact unit of volume called the butt.

See Webster's dictionary:
Butt: a measure of liquid capacity equal to 126 gallons or two hogs heads.

From another dictionary:

An English butt is 2 hogshead of 54 imperial gallons each or ~129.7 US gallons (i.e., a UK butt is apparently slightly bigger than a US one).


A Spanish butt is based on a wine cask and is equivalent to 140 US gallons or ~116.6 UK gallons (i.e., a Spanish butt is bigger still).

So next time someone says they have a "butt load" of stuff, just remember, that is about two 55-gallon barrels worth of stuff.

To recap...

1 butt equals:

  • 2 hogsheads (this is probably the easiest to remember for social occasions)
  • 476.961 liters
  • 126 gallons
  • 104.917 UK gallons
  • 13.5347 bushels
  • 0.131592 cords
  • 11.6574 firkins
  • 4032 gills
  • 21504 ponys
  • 4032 noggins
  • 1008 pints
  • 96768 teaspoons
  • 12.0308 ephahs
  • 1.58987x10^7 drops
  • 10752 jiggers
  • 16128 shots
  • 629.504 wine bottles
  • 630 fifths

And the punchline...

One microbutt = 0.0968 teaspoons.
 
Other fun, interesting and old world measurements can be found at:
Unfortunatly he was using the incorect unit as a butt measures volume of a liquid, duh.  He has since been corrected and redirected to words such as....
ream (rm) (1)
a traditional unit of quantity used for counting sheets of paper. The word is thought to be derived from the Arabic rizmah, meaning a bundle. A ream is equal to 20 quires, which would be 480 sheets with the traditional definition of a quire as 24 sheets. In recent years, however, the ream has been redefined to equal 500 sheets. (Working backwards, this changes the definition of a quire from 24 to 25 sheets.) The new definition reflects the current practice of marketing many kinds of paper in packages of 500 sheets. The older size of 480 sheets is now called a short ream.


Tony


 

Tuesday, September 11, 2012



This morning I watched a beautiful sunrise painting the scattered clouds with pinks, reds and oranges over the foothills of the Cascades and prayed for the families of the lost and for the future of our country. To many people, today will go on like Sept 10th or 12th but for the family of Firefighters, לוחם אש Bomberos, Feuerwehrmann, 火災ファイター, lutte contre l'incendie...that has adopted me, today will be a day to remember our lost brothers and sisters, what we do and why.

Here is a link to a short and well done news compilation.

Please take a moment today.....

Tony



Sunday, September 9, 2012

Evergreen Fair

Once again the Fair descended upon Monroe. Jon and Gabe fresh back from Man Camping and well rested (RIGHT) dove in head first. Both were showing dairy animals. Jon had Peanut, a cow, and Hazelnut, her hefer, and Gabe had Polly, another hefer. I was corrected many times for calling them all cows, as one of these beasts isn't actually a cow until it gives birth to a........hefer. Below you can see the before and after morning digout.

All that said we had a great time. The days started with a 5:30 wake up at home, a quick cuppa for mom and dad, a pop tart for the boys and off to the Dairy Barn for a morning dig out of the nasties that accumulated from the night before. With the digout complete and the barn clean the public was allowed in and the day would go on. Some days we had competitions and others we just hung out and answered questions from the fairgoers. the days would end with a walking of the cows, and hefers, for exercise at around 9:00 and then home for showers and bedtime.

Jon did very well winning Grand Champion Jersey with Peanut and runner up for Best Udder. Gabe got a blue ribbon showing Polly, who didn't really want to be too cooperative.



Both boys entered photos in the 4H dairy contest and did very well. Gabe also made an educational poster about butter and won Best of Division.



 Cheryl and I, along with a  few other dairy parents, enjoyed the STYX show on one of the last nights. It was a great performance bringing back lots of memories of Junior High.




Tony