Bummer...

If your morning starts like this GO BACK TO BED!

One little ground got stuck in the auto drip thingy so I was gingerly trying to get it to flow correctly when all of a sudden a gnome, rappelling from a remote copter, crashed through the window in full SWAT battle gear and accessory accouterments, kicked me in the forehead with a round house (I'm short), smeared toothpaste in my left eye, shoved a kiwi in my right ear and just before vanishing through the stove hood, he slicked the kitchen floor with Crisco. So, off balance, half blind and slightly hard if hearing I ever-so gently carefully tapped the coffee filter holder just enough to dislodge it and have it neatly flip over to land as seen above. The resulting spill pattern, framing the "coffee corner", suggests a TICKED OF MAN IN NEED OF A MORNING CUP O JOE!!!

By the way those dark purple orbs off to the left are not really purple taters from our garden they are grenades I wrestled from the %$@&-ing gnome. If he comes back I'm gunna shove one down his.............never mind...I need a cup of coffee.

AAAAARRRRGGGGGGG!!!!

Ttt-ttt-ony